GREG GUTFELD: Only one party is hiding its candidate like eggs on Easter
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So tomorrow, we have the first and likely only presidential debate before the November election. We really won’t count the first one. The only debate was who got to shoot Joe behind the barn. But as Trump pulls back ahead in the polls, the stakes for Kamala in this debate are as high as Hunter in a titty bar champagne room. Kamala Harris must convince the voting public that she’s not Kamala Harris, that she’s not the dope for the last four years who was yakking it up like a hyena on ecstasy. So we’re going to get Kamala doing an impression of herself as a moderate Democrat or even a full-on Republican as she flip-flops on every position like an Australian breakdancer. And as Kamala transforms herself into something closer to reality, what will America see tomorrow?
A bootleg version that’s faker than a Brian Kilmeade fan letter? Don’t believe me? Let’s ask Bernie Sanders, a man who owns more houses than your friend who cheats at Monopoly, and whose hair made him look like he was just tased by cops. Here he is on Meet the Press.
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