The photo you see above is supposed to be the latest, hottest trend in camping. It’s a hammock that becomes a tent. I call this one ‘The Bear Burrito’. Because if I was a bear, that looks like someone hung a human burrito for me to snack on in the middle of the night.
You have not seen everything the Swiss Army Knife has to offer until you have seen the Victorinox Swiss Army SwissChamp XAVT. Honestly there is no conceivable way to pack one more utensil into this thing. There is no way to fit it into your pocket. You’ll need a backpack just to carry it. How the hell are you supposed to know which gadget is which with that many gadgets locked into it? Pure stupid overkill.
The Electric Marshmallow Toaster? I wish I could tell you that I was kidding. Maybe it’s for those times that it is impossible to light a fire. Looking at how this thing operates, it must cook the marshmallow from the inside out. What good is a cooked marshmallow if it’s not a little browned on the outside? Browned, not burnt, though.
The Polar Napsack is supposed to turn your jacket into a