The 3 likely ways Bud Light disaster might end – and only one is good news
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Remember when drinking Bud Light wasn’t a heavy topic? Now, one of the anchor products for Budweiser is dragging down an entire company.
Just the other day, video surfaced of fans lined up to get beer in Boston’s renown Fenway Park. Lined up at every concession stand but one – the one selling Budweiser and, especially Bud Light.
This is no longer about a boycott. This is about executive survival, which matters far more to CEOs and the people they pay. As Mel Brooks’ Gov. William J. Le Petomane memorably declared, “We’ve gotta protect our phony, baloney jobs, gentlemen!”
The commemorative Bud Light can featuring Dylan Mulvaney. (Dylan Mulvaney/Instagram)
The Budweiser bosses are terrified about losing those jobs, even though it’s their fault because of their support of transgender extremist Dylan Mulvaney. (So extreme, Mulvaney thinks misgendering “should be illegal.”)
DYLAN MULVANEY IS A CARICATURE OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A WOMAN. WHEN WILL CORPORATE AMERICA TREAT US FAIRLY
Cue Anheuser-Busch CEO Michael Doukeris downplaying the whole situation to investors during an earnings call, “We need to clarify the facts that this was one can, one influencer, one post and not a campaign.”
He went on to add that