Gutfeld: It's not a crime until it happens to the media

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Happy glorious Wednesday.

It’s day three of our no in-studio audience, so if you don’t hear any laughter following many of my brilliant jokes, just pretend you’re watching Joy Behar do stand-up.

I feel like that last CNN producer in a healthy sexual relationship — so alone.

Remember the maniac who was freed without bail after he torched the Fox News Christmas tree last month?

No, not Chris Cuomo.

This guy — Craig Tamanaha.

I know this is gonna blow your mind, but he’s on the lam. And not in a good way, you animal lovers. 

ALLEGED FOX CHRISTMAS TREE ARSONIST ON THE LAM AFTER HE WAS FREED WITHOUT BAIL

Yeah, he actually escaped from “not being in prison,” which, I know, seems kind of pointless. But he failed to comply with the conditions of his release, according to the Manhattan DA’s office — an office that lets more criminals off than Greyhound. 

He was arraigned on one count each of felony second-degree criminal mischief, misdemeanor second-degree reckless endangerment, and misdemeanor fifth-degree arson. 

Yeah, who knew torching a 50-foot tree on a crowded sidewalk is considered mischief?

And here I stopped at TP-ing the high school gym. 

But due to criminal justice reforms enacted in

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