GREG GUTFELD: Woke lectures are ‘masquerading’ as ads
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So why do companies scold while thousands of jobs fold? By now, we know that the average American beer drinker does not look like this. After all, we prefer our beer nuts to be in a bowl.
After Anheuser-Busch hired Dylan Mulvaney to promote Bud Light, sales are now down almost 25%, and now the company is even talking about redesigning the labels. Here’s the new label, and actually, here’s my suggestion. I mean, let’s be honest, she seems like a barrel of laughs — or at least two barrels.
And now another company seems to be messing with their core audience. Here you have 81-year-old Martha Stewart on the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, and I’m just going to say it, that’s not bad for 81.
TYRUS: No, sir.
And she’s actually a woman. You know, Martha has some wrinkles, but they’re not on a scrotum. An underrated word, if you ask me. Meanwhile, transgender pop star Kim Petras is also on another S.I. cover and I know what you’re thinking, who?
Exactly, name recognition or any recognition at all really doesn’t matter as long as you tick a box, and this one