GREG GUTFELD: Why so sad, liberals? Study shows young liberals more depressed than conservatives

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Hi, I want your hands to bleed, I’m kidding, maybe. Happy Thursday, everybody and it’s a glorious Thursday.
But tonight’s big question: Why are young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? The studies show it, and you can see it for yourselves. Do these people look like they’re having a good day? Maybe if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. Don’t knock it. So what’s behind this agony? Are they liberals because they’re depressed or are they depressed because they’re liberals? It’s the old what came first, the responsibly raised chicken or the organic egg? The quick answer, they’re not watching uplifting programs like this one. I’m surprised Colbert’s credits don’t end with how to tie a noose. Very depressing, sometimes I cry.
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But to get to the bottom of this, you actually do need a former lefty. This week, Matt Yglesias covered a 2022 academic paper titled The Politics of Depression, which comes complete with a beautiful chart. You know, you can trust anything with a