GREG GUTFELD: Twitter's 'previous reigning champion' is back

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Happy Monday, everyone. These people are crazy. Wow. I hope you had a good weekend. I spent mine, like I always do, shooting rats with my B.B. gun in Kat’s office. Oh, but that ranks pretty low on the most interesting thing to happen over the past few days. And I think you know what I’m talking about. 

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NARRATOR: He’s back. Alright.

True. It’s true. Elon Musk has reinstated Donald Trump’s Twitter account. He was unsuspended like my pants when I used to dance at Chippendales. That’s after Musk posted a poll in which over 15 million users voted in favor of reinstatement. Of course, we’re still waiting on the results of that poll from Maricopa County. The final result, 51.8% in favor, 48.2% opposed. Which is the same ratio of people at Fox who voted that I should come to work topless. Oh yeah. I edged out Trey Gowdy by a couple of points.

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On Saturday, Musk tweeted, The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei. I think that last part is Latin for “F-U, you whiny losers.” It actually means the

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