GREG GUTFELD: The mainstream media hates regular Americans

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As you know, it’s my birthday. Yes. And like  ensure, pumping through Joe Biden’s bladder, the accolades are pouring in. 

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And I’d like to thank everyone at Fox for all the great gifts I received. And thank you, Sean Hannity. I love the wheels, and Tucker, you know, I always wanted a Rolex. And thank you, Brian Kilmeade, But really, one of your kids? I promise I’ll take care of him. 

GREG GUTFELD: THE MEDIA ERASED THE POLITICAL AFFILIATION OF AN ACCUSED KILLER WHO IS A DEMOCRAT OFFICIAL

But my biggest present of all, Brian Stelter got a job and it didn’t involve Jeffrey Toobin’s hand. Oh, yes, the unemployed Oompa Loompa was hired by Harvard to hold discussions on threats to democracy. I only hope their endowment can afford the threat to their plumbing. And to paraphrase that guy in Jaws, Harvard’s going to need a bigger toilet. 

But if he gets 20 students, that’s more viewers than he had at CNN. Now when teenagers call him on his lies, he can actually fail them. 

So what makes Stelter an expert qualified to teach at Harvard as opposed to, say, a stapler or a bag of

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