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Hey, look at me. Happy freaky Friday, I hope you had a glorious week. I did. I got a wart removed. Not intentionally, I got drunk last night and passed out in the kitchen with my hand in a panini maker. Burnt that sucker right off. I also recently had a mole removed. You know, when Chris Wallace went to CNN. Oh, unnecessary. I don’t even know him. Who cares? But I had that wart forever, so I figured I’d name it Brian Kilmeade. It reminded me of him because it was small, unsightly and annoying, but speaking of Kilmeade, you ever heard of the word “thirsty” as it’s used in current slang?
It’s not like wanting a beer. It’s what the kids say to express an obvious desire for attention. So you do stuff to get noticed. It’s like people who post shirtless photos of themselves, or people who fake an arrest or people who wear repulsive jackets. Don’t egg him on.
But you know who’s really thirsty? This weepy fella. I keep waiting for him to pull out