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So that was a big night last night, right? Yeah. We’re doing an hour on abortion.
I’m speaking of the Met Gala.
At 37 grand per ticket and security to keep us dirty folk at a distance, masked photographers were still allowed in to make sure the elites didn’t get all dressed up for nothing.
And what a glorious spectacle of the world’s richest and most beautiful people gallivanting like Clydesdale horses in drag, starving themselves on cigarettes and Diet Coke. The breakfast of supermodels. Fun fact. That’s how Mr. Ed’s wife died.
So, let’s run through the conformity. There’s Katy Perry. She seems to have lost her kooky style and her mask. When they asked her who she was wearing, she said, “hefty bag.”
There’s Kendall Jenner. Take a look at this. She ditched her bra, her mask, but also her eyebrows. Talk about plucky. You go, girl. Although I wonder where her eyebrows ended up. Talk about moving up in the world. She looks permanently surprised, like she accidentally sat on a poor person.
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