Greg Gutfeld: Social media use can be like a bad smoking habit

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Here’s something interesting that doesn’t involve abortion or war. It’s a picture of me working out. Kudos to the guy spotting. That reminds me. I hope I lock the basement. 

So everyone talks about how bad social media is, and yet everyone uses it. It’s become the modern version of smoking. Yes, I got to quit, but right now I just can’t. That’s me. 

It’s the same problem I have with making Brian Stelter fat jokes. I can’t control myself, just like Brian Stelter at Krispy Kreme. See, I didn’t even know I said that. 

And I rarely feel better after scrolling through online stuff. And I always tell people to spend less time doing it. Yet there I am late at night, sneaking a social media puff and like smoking, it usually makes my blood pressure go up. 

Now I tell myself that social media is a harmless drinking partner and that I have company, but I don’t have to put out cheese or crackers or, as MSNBC calls it, cheese and white people. 


However, how would I be as a person if I stopped even for a week? 

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