GREG GUTFELD: Muscular physiques go hand in hand with conservatism

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Yes, you can’t hear me. You don’t know what I’m saying. Happy Wednesday, everybody. Happy Wednesday or, as I like to call it at our house, hump day. The wife makes amazing camel burgers. All right, settle down. So here’s some news that will make you spit your oat milk latte all over an orphans face. 

Did you know that muscular, strong and strapping men are perceived as more conservative than wimpy, scrawny, skinny dudes? Oh, you do, huh? Show’s over. Got to go. True, true. It seems that this appears to be more manly than this. What? No wonder he’s out of work. And it’s even before I open this beautiful mouth. Well, now American researchers are confirming what we suspected, that muscular physiques go hand in hand with conservatism. And if you’re puny, well, you’re likely also a progressive ****. Terrible language, but it makes sense.

PENCE KEEPS DISTANCE FROM REPUBLICANS AIMING TO BOOT TRUMP FROM BALLOT

Check out how left wing these dudes are, right? Huh? Anyway, that’s probably a mistaken photo. U.S. study participants were asked to assess the political orientation of men who varied in strength and muscle, while also

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