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So what is up with Michael Avenatti? Don’t worry, I’m going to be fair to him.
But the disgraced, former porno, scuzzbucket dirtbag was sentenced to four years in jail. That’s one year for every follicle.
The reason is stealing $300 grand from porn star, stripper, the next Mrs. Kilmeade: Stormy Daniels. I’m kidding. That relationship would never work well with her book outselling Kilmeade’s 3:1.
But yeah, Avenatti stole $300 grand from Stormy — wonder if it was all in ones. Too easy. We went to some lawyers for comment.
A hedgehog centipede. Apparently part of his sentence will be served concurrently, which means done at the same time. Hopefully Stormy gave him advice on how to do that at the same time.
KENNEDY: They call that “airtight.”
Thank you, Kennedy.
Former attorney Michael Avenatti, representing himself, cross-examines witness Stormy Daniels during his criminal trial. (REUTERS/Jane Rosenberg)
But that’s how you know you’re a sleaze when you have to serve a sentence while you’re already serving a sentence.
If you remember, and I don’t because I snorted too much Relief Factor, Avenatti