GREG GUTFELD: If you live in Washington, D.C., then you’re screwed

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Happy Wednesday, it really is a wonderful Wednesday. Well, unless you live in Washington, D.C., then you’re screwed. I mean, in a nearly unanimous move, council members in the nation’s capital voted to soften penalties for violent crimes, including carjackings, murder and sexual assault. The upside? Well, now [that] the courts won’t have to deal with violent offenders they can be free to prosecute gas oven owners, and it’s about time. The overhaul of the city’s criminal code includes reduced maximum sentences and the elimination of nearly all mandatory minimum sentences. This is crazy. There’s also provisions that let violent criminals ask for early release 20-years into their sentences. You know, just in case they were too stupid to demand that they go to the women’s jail. Grow your hair out, for God’s sake. 

So if you’re in a drug cartel, maybe that migrant bus taking you to D.C. isn’t such a bad idea after all. They initially passed this code in November, but Democrat Mayor Muriel Bowser vetoed it. Listen.

MAYOR MURIEL BOWSER: Any time there’s a policy that reduces penalties, I think it sends the wrong message… It’s the wrong way to

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