GREG GUTFELD: Harassing women is now considered diversity

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Alright, to the monologue. And yes, it’s also that day of the week.
VIDEO: Assemble together in one place, the greatest segment in cable television: Trans Tuesday. Well, hey, wait a minute. I’m not Tuesday, I’m Saturday.
Yes, it’s Trans Tuesday, where each topic has a little extra junk in the trunk. But first fencing. In a sport where two people jab at each other with long objects, you might assume biological males have a competitive advantage. At least that’s what I observed in the FOX News men’s room.
Talk about sword fights. I’m undefeated mainly because Lou Dobbs retired. Now, an anonymous female fencing competitor is speaking out against trans fencer Eden Philpot, calling the inclusion of bio males in the sport “unfair, ill-thought and short-sighted,” which is pretty much the same thing all of us said when Fox hired Jesse Waters.
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Eden, formerly Evan Philpot, started competing against women last year. Philpot was awarded medals in both foil and saber, a rare accomplishment in fencing, and he also took first place in the category of having a wang. So it looks like