Greg Gutfeld: Forget about Johnny Depp, what about The Washington Post?

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Big news yesterday — yes, I finally finished my jigsaw puzzle. It took months.

But also, Johnny Depp won his defamation case against his ex, Amber Heard. Fans of the Depp. He wasn’t in court, though. He was in London jamming with guitar legend Jeff Beck. I believe we have tape.

SPOOF MUSIC CLIPS PLAY

Don’t do drugs kids, because they’re mine. 

But apparently when the jurors heard what a turd Heard was, it spurred the herd to give her the bird. Sorry, I like poetry — guess that makes me a nerd. 

JOHNNY DEPP WINS DEFAMATION TRIAL AGAINST AMBER HEARD, AWARDED $15M DAMAGES: LIVE UPDATES

But she crapped the bed in court and in bed, and the jury saw what we saw. That she had a lousy case because she was a lousy liar, which is weird for an actress since she lies for a living. Her job is to pretend to be someone else. Maybe her lawyers should have gotten Scarlett Johansson to play her in court. 

Johnny Depp, Amber Heard in Fairfax, VA court. (REUTERS/Elizabeth Frantz/Pool)

So Amber defamed a dude in one of the worst ways you can. She abused the “Me Too”

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