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Happy Thursday, everyone. It’s my second favorite day after spa day. I love giving couples massages in my van. Hey, let’s roll the nexio.
ANNOUNCER: Greg’s philosophical monologue of the week, because the news is really boring right now, and he had to come up with something.
Tonight’s monologue. Evil. Yeah. An uplifting topic, right? Well, it was either evil or this.
Man. I love that. Yeah, I’ll take evil. Now, evil obviously exists. But does calling people evil help you win an argument? Or is it like me after three aperol spritzers? It’s just too easy. And really, when someone does something awful, just saying it’s evil won’t stop it.
I mean, “The View” is in its 25th year. I kid, they aren’t evil. They’re just wrong. So what is evil? Well, communists are evil. Fascists are evil. Cats are evil. Especially that one. Threw that into a wok. But when you get in a debate about stuff such evil branding sucks, the left will often call you evil to end conversation. Which is why I’m glad when Geraldo does