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Happy Monday, everybody. So there’s a new Marvel movie out, and apparently it sucks. I haven’t seen it yet because, as you know, I have better things to do.
The new flick is courtesy of Disney, who owns the Marvel Cinematic Universe, but the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worse. The next superhero should be The Incredible Shrinking Box Office, because their latest offering ‘The Marvels’ was the worst opening for a marvel movie ever, even worse than Iron Man versus Little Women. Oh, they got destroyed in that. Now, in this universe, women are as physically strong as men. I’m talking actual women now, not the ones with 5 o’clock shadows who can pee their name in the snow. But today, entertainment is now secondary to diversity and every cast must be as colorful as a bag of peanut M&Ms and twice as nutty.
It’s the universe, according to Disney. Unfortunately, that’s the only universe where this crap is a hit, and it’s a universe that more and more audiences find