GREG GUTFELD: Democrats think you're the real enemy

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What a glorious night for news and yes you’re still a terrorist. I wouldn’t be surprised if you’re assembling a pipe bomb right now just to remove you from this misery.

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This is one of those times when I envy Marlee Matlin. So what of the actual terrorists? Well, it’s a funny story. After 21 years, which is roughly as long as it takes the president to pee, it appears the Pentagon has opened a plea deal with the five masterminds behind 9/11 in exchange for life sentences the five will drop all appeals and agree to substantial sentences in American prisons. Or they get to choose from what’s behind door number two. 

GREG GUTFELD: THE MEDIA ERASED THE POLITICAL AFFILIATION OF AN ACCUSED KILLER WHO IS A DEMOCRATIC OFFICIAL

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That’s what al Qaeda calls a couple of hotties. And even better, they’re virgins. At least that’s what they claimed on goat tinder. 

But what timing. They’re making deals with 9/11 hijackers when they knew we’d be distracted by 9/11. And as we make deals with accused terrorists, the head of the Department of Homeland Security is creating new terrorists using the 21st anniversary

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