Greg Gutfeld: Democrats and the media are about to suffer a huge loss

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Today’s truly hard news: President Joe Biden underwent a colonoscopy. I believe we have exclusive tape of the procedure.

Thank God they found nothing bad in his colon. Well, except for his head. It was a tough procedure for the doctors,  they didn’t know which end to work on. So they brought in a veterinarian – they needed someone experienced with the horse’s ass. Of course, that meant during the procedure, Kamala Harris was in charge.

Yeah, she was just a polyp away from the presidency.

In other news, the Dems and the media are enraged. I know. Surprise! Also — the earth is round, the sky is blue, and I’m handsome.

So what set them off? Was it rising crime? Broken supply chain? Joe pooping in the sink? 

LIBERTY MEDIA CHAIRMAN LAUDS FOX, CHIDES CNN TO ‘ACTUALLY HAVE JOURNALISTS’ FOLLOWING AT&T-DISCOVERY MERGER

No, something even more serious. A Republican posted a meme. Yes, a meme. Quick let’s convene a crooked panel made up of left-wing psychos to condemn it.

ERIN BURNETT: A sickening post by a sitting member of Congress. 

CHARLIE SYKES: Paul Gosar is a bigot with some serious mental issues. 

ANDERSON COOPER: Congressman Gosar is the death threat

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