Greg Gutfeld: Celebrate the people who work to keep America going

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What a great Monday it is for you, me and America, because our audience is back. You heard them. Take that Wuhan lab. I don’t feel very well. And we’re in a brand-new studio. Yeah, so they tell me. Although I did find one of Chris Wallace’s old toupees and my dressing room – smelled. 

But no more taping from the men’s room at Denny’s, though, I’ll leave those cameras up just in case. But check this place out. 

Let’s do a sweep around here. How beautiful is this? So. Yeah. They did a great job and an amazing job. I haven’t been this excited since Geraldo removed all his clothes to get a booster shot of his left arm. 

Yeah, he couldn’t just roll up his sleeve. He’s the only person I know who takes his shirt off while getting a pedicure. You should see what he did for his colonoscopy. Or, as he called it, exploring Al Capone’s vault. Never let him forget it. 

GREG GUTFELD: THE LEFT IS EMBRACING CENSORSHIP

But tonight, we got great guests, right? Mike Rowe is here tonight. Talk about a guy who loves to roll up his sleeves. But he

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