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Happy Wednesday, everybody. So I.C.Y.M.I. That’s short for in case you missed it. Does that help? Okay, screw everybody. President Biden threw an inflation reduction party yesterday. But maybe you had something more pleasant to do, like jamming a hedge trimmer into your rectum. Don’t judge.
He held it on the White House lawn because he couldn’t remember where the front door was, and this way he wouldn’t pee on the rugs. Plus, that lawn could always use some extra fertilizer. Now he threw this party even as inflation hit 8.3%. His staff wanted to cancel, but Jill had already told Joe there would be balloons, clouds and a pony. But it felt like they were throwing a surprise birthday party for a corpse, then watching that corpse drone on for 25-minutes.
It’s funny, at most memorials, you never wonder, “when’s this stuff going to shut up?” And really, is the economy something Joe should be celebrating? It’s like the Washington Generals throwing a parade after a season of playing the Harlem Globetrotters. Hurray, we went zero and