Greg Gutfeld: American forces get the praise for killing al-Zawahri

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First we have to acknowledge the great news. It’s great news for you and me and all of America, frankly. Yes. Larry Kudlow is back. He didn’t think we could do it. But there you are. It took months of hard work. Lots of hot tubs. But he’s here. I’m not proud of some of the things I had to do in that tub, Larry, but I’ll do whatever it takes. 

Also side note, al Qaeda leader al-Zawahri was killed. You’re sick. He was just 71 years young. His remains will be cremated and spread over his already cremated remains. And to think he just finished paying off his women’s studies degree. 

GREG GUTFELD: THE MEDIA WANTS TO REPLACE THE EMMYS WITH PARTICIPATION TROPHIES

We went to his family for comment. Goats walking video Uh. That’s terrible. Show the guy some respect. Let’s go to his real family. Pigs eating video. You know, that’s even worse. You know how those guys hate pork? Oh, it’s the other white meat they despise. No wonder he became a terrorist. At least he didn’t get into stripping. Because once the robe comes off, it’s just ankle socks. Oh,

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